I can only ASS/U/ME that Lance and his bride have had their child by now and he is hearing the sounds of his newborn child and that he is learning the begining steps of becoming a real father and not just a dad to a child, welcome to the club Lance.... Being a parent is one of the most rewarding yet painstaking things that I have ever done in my life and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world

Remember my friend to kiss the wife and tell her how much she means to you even at 3:00 in the AM and you have to be up at 05:30 when the baby is crying because she is hungry and has a full diaper (I DO NOT miss those days)

SO shipmate what is the name of your bundle of joy??? inquiring minds would like to know