Where to begin?
First, let me say that submarines ARE COOL in the public's mind... although not the 12 story high billboard that a BB represents, a submarine is sexy and mysterious to the public, thanks to Hunt for Red October and Run Silent, Run Deep (or Das Boot -- pronounced BOAT-- you know if you're German or took German in high school 140 years ago,like me). But sadly, in multi ship parks, the big ship, the one with the State's name, or the carrier, gets the lion's share of the income. Another factor is very poor marketing among the HNSA fleet. The directors are not recruited from Madison Ave. or Target, they come from the USN where marketing and selling are not even on the syllubus!
Now about gift shops -- I have yet to see a good one anywhere. Some are just so big that they have some neat stuff by virtue of their size. Most are like WalMart, selling shit that has little or no relevence to the ships in the park. COD's is literally a display window or two. We try to stock only COD items, plus some generic US Navy and USMC keychains and we design the stuff ourselves and keep an eye on quality... YOU WILL BE JUGED by your gift items, not by what your ship can do!
And it is very sad that gift shops, and sub gift shops in particular, are so wanting... a properly run gift shop can generate more than half of the income at a ship park!!! Not for us, but think BBs and CVs. So it kills me when I go to DRUM (back in '95) and can not find a DRUM mug, cap, or sweatshirt!!! Oh there was a frige magnet ( I collect historic ship and sub coffee mugs and fridge magnets) -- BUT THAT MAGNET WAS A PICTURE OF THE USS CAVALLA!!!! Not DRUM!!! It seems the people making the CAVALLA magnets paid a visit to the ALABAMA folks and sold them magnets of an SSK, not the DRUM!!! Nobody noticed? or Nobody cared? Either way it was heart breaking. I brought this up to the newly istalled director (Bill Tunnel) and he later shipped me the new DRUM coffee mug as a gift. Thanks Bill. But sadly, the mug could have been sexier. It is just a Navy blue mug with a silver sillouet of DRUM... and the sliver was not microwave safe!! You have to consider this stuff! Man, if they had the colorful Octopus DRUM logo it would have flown off the shelves! But at the time, they had none and the shop staff didn't remember ever seeing any!!! Augggghhh!
Sometimes having too many bored artists working for you can be just as bad. Take the mug from COBIA... the one I purchased 10years ago is the best historic sub mug ever (yes, even better than COD's), but when I went back three years ago with my COD shipmates, the new line of mugs were crap... as in they were redesigned to be hiphop-techie-and modern. Needless to say, my collection didn't get a new member.
What is needed (and actuallly is being addressed by HNSA as we speak, to some extent) is professional product designs that can be offered to the ships. Not everyone has artists on call, so they need to find one and get input. Then ride shotgun on quality.
When I was visiting BOWFIN in '97 I was sickened by the fact that you can buy BB ARIZONA caps all over the place. The profits do not help the memorial! And worse yet, the image of the ARIZONA on many of the CHINA-made caps is not even close to what the ship looked like! One cap even had a cartoonish DD on it!!!
And such sins are not exclusive to ships... I love visiting the Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas, NV... with such a cool theme you'd think their gift shop would be a gold mine! But no, sadly, their stuff is Very Poorly designed, waaay over priced, and not a full range of sizes. It really comes down to pride.
If you are proud of your ship (and are in a position of authority), your giftshop will reflect that pride.
That's enough for now... I need to take a sedative.
PF